Here's one for ya ...

[RickeTim]

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a
cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

[StrokeThatShaft]

Some people are like Slinkies....
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face.........
when you push them down a flight of stairs.
 

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